Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Hello!
Thought yall might have wanted to listen to Cherylchan's imba HOW TO SET UP MORNING ASSEMBLY CRAP PROPERLY speech, so I'll just put it here :D
Firstly, when setting up the wires, remember to put it in the gutter, if possible, so that "people won't trip and whatever shit". You know those prefects, they're fussy and keep coming in to complain that the bell isn't working, only to get cut off by the BELL.
And when setting up the mike stand, remember to let the pole in the middle drop fully. Make sure that there's no little crappy bit sticking out at the end.
The area around the mikestand itself was "ABIT NEAT HOR" this morning, so make sure that all the messy twists and stuff are IN THE GUTTER.
Take out the bloody microphone before pulling out the damn cord! How many times do I have to tell yall? O.O
Lastly, try to coil the wire a leeeeetle around the mikestand itself, if possible, so that they don't trip and whatever shit.
Oh, and do NOT coil the wire like Xinyuan: ie trying to twist the wire around like a steering wheel. It's not very good cos the wire doesn't fall out nicely later, not to mention it looks bloody retarded and sets a very bad example for our juniors. Coil it the traditional way. I don't care if this limits your imagination, or you're some genius in the making. COIL IT THE WAY WE TEACH YOU. Xinyuan you EXCO member better set a better example.
Okay, that's all! :D See yall at crappy drappy morning assemblies :D
<3, Vic!
