Saturday, July 12, 2008
Important Weekly Meeting Among Us During Hall Assembly ( IWMAUDHA )Minutes of Meeting11TH July 2008Present: Victoria, Crystal, Xinyuan, Denise, Rachel, Hannah
Absent w/ very good excuse: N/A
Absent w/o very very good excuse: NA
Summary of Minutes: 1. Victoria, Denise, Rachel sit at table and talk nonsense
2. Denise attempts to start Japanese Essay.
3. Denise stops at “My holiday was very fun. I went shooting every day. “, after second sentence is translated into “ mainichi, SOOK-CHING o-shimas.” Denise moans about the word for shooting in Japanese.
4.Denise gives up. Victoria Laughs.
5.Xinyuan, Crystal, Hannah exit to watch performance by drum people
6.Rachel reports that Something Disturbing is Going On AKA Code WTF. Rachel has observed a remarkable drop in levels of sanity in Xinyuan, Crystal, and Hannah, who are watching drum performance from above outside AV room.
7.It is noted that three members of the six-member batch of sec2AVPAers are approaching inevitable insanity.
8.Apparently, Xinyuan and Crystal are watching random bangings with great gusto, while Hannah is swaying to the beat. Rachel, Victoria, and Denise start laughing like mad and promptly collapse into fits of laughter when Crystal comes in again.
9.Xinyuan and Hannah come in.
10.Meeting is brought to formal order and first pertinent issue discussed is Gay Guy Names ( below ).
11.Issue is further carried on to Hot Guy Names.
12.Brief interlude when Hannah, Crystal, Rachel, and Xinyuan suggest that Daniel go on the top of the list for “ Hot Guy Names.”
13.Victoria Objects.
14.Compromise is reached – Daniel is a hot guy name w/o any personal bias, Victoria bears little/no resemblance to Daniel.
15.More names are drawn up for discussion.
16.Voting is carried out. Topic of Voting is –
Is Joseph as disgusting guy name or Not?17.Results are not reached/ Results were not recorded.
18.Simply Retarded Category comes up.
19.Hannah comments that one of crystal’s eyes is bigger than the other.Denise begs to differ.
20.Crystal comments that Xinyuan’s eyes look like they’ve been carved with a penknife. Ouch.
21.Conclusion that Denise has cartoon like eyes/ smiley eyes is reached.
22.Conclusion that Rachel has the biggest eyes is reached. Rachel writes it down happily.
22.Crystal agrees to pose for the belt-look.
23.Crystal demonstrates different levels of beltness- the potato sack, the doll look , the boob support, and convent girl, etc etc.
24.Pictures are taken.
25.Bell rings.
Meeting is adjourned.Gay Guy Names ( Ranked from a scale of 1-10, with 10 being gayest )
Barnabas 10
Albert 10
Philemon 10
Kermit 10
Percival 10
Filbert 10
Chester 10
Kester 6
Molester 10
Arnold 9
Horace 9
Dickson 9
Walter 8
Thomas 8
Jonathan 8
Jean ( John ) 8
Ernest 8
Oswald 7
Arthur 7
Noel 7
Wesley 7
Jonas/Jonah 7
Spencer 7
Norbert 7
Carlos 7
Stamford 7
Zachary 6
Quincy 6
Patrick 6
Paul 6
Edwin 6
Oscar 5
Hector 5
Oliver 4
Note that any resemblance to real people was merely a coincidence. * That’s what they say.
Hot Guy Names( Note that due to internal strife, most nice guy names were eventually crossed out by disagreeers . ) Daniel Erik
Marcus
DariusChad
Evan
GerardTyrone
Tolberone
BarracksAlex
Ashley
Tinky
Winky
FitzgeraldSimply RetardedVicklaus
Caspian
Aaron
Fish
Apple
Benford
Cedric
Mala
Clay
Wiglas
Bumsoo ( Bamboo??)
Diarhoea ( Spelling?)
Amos
Jufri
Hwachong ( ?????? I just typed whatever was scribbled over the whole paper )
Lukes
Gaia
Paris